Rex (O'Herlihan)

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Rex O'Herlihan, Peter, Miss Tracy, Colonel Ticonderoga, Railroad Colonel, Colonel's Daughter, Jim, Jud, Blackie, Sheepherder No.1, Sheepherder No.2, Sheepherder's Wife, Town Doctor, Town Sheriff, Sheepherder in Saloon, Bartender, Saloon Owner, Real Estate Broker, Town Boy, Minister, Wrangler Bob Barber and Complaining John.
Peter, the town root junkie.
Rancho Ticonderoga
1, Ticonderoga Road
Oakwood Estates, TX  75855
Rancho Ticonderoga Postal Address: 1, Ticonderoga Road, Texas, United States. Latitude: 31°35'5"N Longitude: 95°51'2"W Phone: (555) 555-5555 .

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Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.


Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.


Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.


Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.


Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?
Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?
Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

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Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.


Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.


Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.


Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.


Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.


Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.


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Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Glass of warm milk, please. Make it a sarsaparilla. Is this one of those really tough bars? Well, let me have a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it.


Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Glass of warm milk, please. Make it a sarsaparilla. Is this one of those really tough bars? Well, let me have a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it.


Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Glass of warm milk, please. Make it a sarsaparilla. Is this one of those really tough bars? Well, let me have a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it.


Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Glass of warm milk, please. Make it a sarsaparilla. Is this one of those really tough bars? Well, let me have a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it.


Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Glass of warm milk, please. Make it a sarsaparilla. Is this one of those really tough bars? Well, let me have a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it.


Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Glass of warm milk, please. Make it a sarsaparilla. Is this one of those really tough bars? Well, let me have a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it.


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For some reason, the bad guy was always a Colonel who had a beautiful daughter and about a thousand head of cattle which you would hear but never see.

Every time Rex got close to having some sort of relationship with a girl, you could bet something else would happen.

1947 was the year the lights sort of went out for Rex.

Yeah, he never did much after that. Always made me wonder what one of these B Westerns would look like.

You know, if they still made them today.

— Peter, town drunk.

Go hide in the trees. I'll call you when it's safe.


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Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?
No, sorry, but even my theme song says I ride alone.
I ride alone.
Change it.
  • It took me four years to get that right.
  • It did?
There's no sidekick opening. So if you'll excuse me, I have to...
Mr. O'Herlihan, now, look, I could provide comedy relief.
What's gonna happen to me in Oakood Estates?
I'm just the town drunk.
  1. I want more than that. I wanna see the world.
  2. I wanna see other towns at least.
They're all the same.
But you don't know that for sure.
I do, Peter.
I know lots of things. One thing I know for sure is I can't have a sidekick, even if I wanted one. You see, I know what happens. I know the future.

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Rex O'Herlihan
In the first place, the bad guys probably wouldn't all be such cowards. Rex probably wouldn't be so damn perfect all the time.

Every time Rex got close to having some sort of relationship with a girl, you could bet something else would happen.

Well, the same thing keeps happening in all these towns. The bad guys, who are usually rich for some reason, are always taking advantage of the good guys, who are usually poor. I ride into town and join forces with the good guys, defeat the bad guys, and then I ride out. Over and over. It's my karma, I guess.

You can't beat me, Bob. You work for the colonels. That makes me the most good. I don't see how I can lose.
Everyone <whose> birthday <occurs> on an <even-numbered> day, aim at Rex. Everyone <with> an odd-numbered birthday, <aim> at the <nerd>.

Root's beginning to work. The prairie sun has kissed the day goodbye. Yeah, it's definitely kicking in now. The wind behind me sounds like it may cry. Here we go. Now I hear the lonesome whistle of a quail. As I ride alone, along the tumbleweed trail. The road ahead is as endless as the one I left behind. But there are no ties to hold me down. Because I was born the drinking kind with just a faithful horse for company and a saddle for my home. I ride alone, I ride alone.

<small><a rel="cowboy" href="#">Rex O'Herlihan</a>, the "singing cowboy".</small>

Using <small> around a singing cowboy link with rel="cowboy".

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Well, the same thing keeps happening in all these towns. The bad guys, who are usually rich for some reason, are always taking advantage of the good guys, who are usually poor. I ride into town and join forces with the good guys, defeat the bad guys, and then I ride out. Over and over. It's my karma, I guess. This sort of thing drove the bad guys crazy. And they did everything they could think of to get rid of us. Of course, it never worked. In the first place, Rex always knew what they were gonna do before they did it. And in the second place, they were the bad guys, so they couldn't win.

The problem is, we are bad and he's good, so he always beats us.

What the colonel had was a truly great idea. All we knew, at the time, was what usually happened. The bad guys would get a hired gun and a shootout would follow.

But I could tell Rex was getting a little edgy.

It was like he knew something was going to happen that hadn't happened before.

I <need> some <time> alone. <I> need <some> me <time>.

Every time Rex got close to having some sort of relationship with a girl, you could bet something else would happen.


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var cast = characters.addCharacter({
	rex       : ['cowboy', 'singer'],
	persona   : 'good guy',
	catchline : function() { console.log('I ride alone.'); },
	sidekick  : 'Peter, the town drunk.'
});
colonel@rancho:~$ ssh rancho.ticonderoga.com
Last login: Fri May 10 09:10:17 1985 from rancho.ticonderoga.com on pts/1
Ranch demo 2.6.10-grsec+gg3+e+fhs6b+nfs+gr0501+++p3+c4a+gr2b-reslog-v6.189 #1 SMP Fri May 10 09:10:17 PST 1985 i686 unknown

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  1. Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?
  2. No, sorry, but even my theme song says I ride alone.
  3. I ride alone.
  4. Change it.
    • It took me four years to get that right.
    • There's no sidekick opening. So if you'll excuse me, l have to...
      1. Mr. O'Herlihan, now, look, I could provide comedy relief.
      2. What's gonna happen to me in Oakood Estates?
    • I'm just the town drunk.
  5. I want more than that. I wanna see the world. I wanna see other towns at least.
    They're all the same.
    But you don't know that for sure.
    I do, Peter.
  6. I know lots of things. One thing I know for sure is I can't have a sidekick, even if I wanted one. You see, I know what happens. I know the future.

  1. Go hide in the trees.
  2. I'll call you when it's safe.

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Hi, stranger, wanna know what's going on?

I'm the town doctor, you fool.


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Oh, no, Mr. Rex, we don't fight. We don't believe in that. Let the old men who start the wars fight the wars. That's our motto.

Come on. You wanna be a sidekick, learn the ropes.

OK, Rex. OK.

Good. Vey good.

Thank you. Thank you vey much.

OK.


bdi

Yeah, he's on the couch there, dead.


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Yeah, he's on the couch there, dead.


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But I just want to say one thing.

l hope you shoot Mr. Barber in both hands.

Who?

Barber. Bob Barber.

Bob Barber?

That's what the colonel's daughter called him.

Not Bad Bob Barber?

Bothersome Bob Barber?

Bob "The Butcher" Barber?

No.

No, just Bob.

My favorite movie is Rustlers' Rhapsody by Hugh Wilson.

Rustlers' Rhapsody, by Hugh Wilson.

Rustlers' Rhapsody is a great movie, even after 73 viewings.

Rustlers' Rhapsody, by Hugh Wilson


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In the '60s, they started making these spaghetti Westerns. I was always jealous of these guys because they had better background music than we did. They all got to wear those great raincoats, even when it was 110° in the shade. Trouble was, you could hardly understand anything they said.

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OK can be used to express assent, agreement, or acceptance.

There's a definite wind factor, and we've got a problem with the sun!

Just shoot, OK?


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I can't be sure. I don't want to start a panic, but I think... I think it's some kind of bacteria that splits the skin. Fortunately, so far, it's just confined to males, but who can tell? I'm not prepared to fight this kind of thing. I don't have the tools or the know-how. I don't have the drugs!


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Press CTRL+F5 if you ride alone.

Press Shift + F3 if you can smell the sheepherders.

To make the cattlemen join forces with the railroad guys, select File + Join Forces....

To shoot the guns out of their hands, select File › Bang bang!

A + B + C + D + E + F + G + H + I + J + K + L + M + N + O + P + Q + R + S + T + U + V + W + X + Y and Z!


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I'll curse if I want to! Damn, damn, hell, damn, tee-tee, do-do.

Hold on, little buckaroos. You can't be hearing language like that. Get on back to school, obey your teachers and study really hard.


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Oh. It's all so violent.

Me time?

Bob The Butcher Barber?

I can't help but feel a little responsible for what's happened here today. Would a totally sincere sorry do?

On Wildfire, On, Wildfire, On, Wildfire, On, Wildfire, On, Wildfire, on!


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攻殻こうかく機動隊きどうたい

こうかくどうたいO'Herlihan

The Singing Cowboy草泥馬(Rex O'Herlihan) — is … confused by this asian type — 河蟹 (O'Herlihan) — because he's a cowboy.

ㄕˋㄕㄤˋㄨˊㄋㄢˊㄕˋㄓˇㄆㄚˋㄧㄡˇㄒㄧㄣㄖㄣˊ¡Adiós buckaroos!

한자(漢字)

buckaroo (buck-a-roo)


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For some reason, the bad guy was always a Colonel who had a beautiful daughter and about a thousand head of cattle which you would hear but never see.

Oh yeah, root's kicking in.


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The computer said On, Wildfire, on! but I didn't know what that meant.

When you click the Delete button, you will be asked Do you ride alone? Click Yes to continue.

If the browser spits out an error message such as Doomed, l tell you! Doomed!, you may have simply ordered a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it.

The Cowboy menu is where you will find the important Yee-haw! and Buckaroo! commands


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Let me guess. You're new here at Oakwood Estates, aren't you, mister? You buy me a drink, I'll tell you what's going on.

You can kill me too, if you want. But I think it's exactly this type of thing that drives down property values here in Oakood Estates …

Every time Rex got close to having some sort of relationship with a girl, you could bet something else would happen.


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What in the hell are you? Just a stranger passing through. Where in the hell did you get that shirt? How a person dresses is nobody's business but his or her own.


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H2O is the chemical formula for water; Peter, the town drunk, learned this on the 10th of May, 1985.

Mister, I never saw shooting like that in my life. You're good.

Miss Tracy said H2SO4. Num2.

The sheepherders' say that the most beautiful women are Mlle Gwendoline and Mme Denise.

The 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th railroad men were fixin' to shoot Rex and his sidekick.

The Colonel's daughter learned that the coordinate of the ith point is (xi, yi). This helped her to realized that the 10th point has coordinate (x10, y10).

Unfortunatley, not many cowboys understand E=mc2 f(x, n) = log4xn.


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"Well, . Night, Peter.

Pleasant dreams, Rex.

Rhustlers' Rhapsody was released on the .

Yup, that's right, it was .

The popular showtime hour was .


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When Rex realized that he couldn't read 屈原放逐,乃賦離騒左丘失明,厥有國語。(司馬遷 《報任安書》), he jumped on his horse and rode off into the sunset.

Rex O'Herlihan is the main protagonist in Hugh Wilson's comedy-Western "Rustlers' Rhapsody".

Wilson, Hugh. Rustlers' Rhapsody. Paramount Pictures films, 1985.


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Peter turned to the blackboard and picked up the chalk. After a few moment's thought, he wrote E = m c2. Mr. O'Herlihan looked pleased.

Thanks to Rex, Peter learned that E energy is equal to m mass multiplied by the c speed of light, squared.

Oddly enough, Peter had troubles with simple equations, like: x = y + 2

Rex shot people in the hands with the help of Pythagoras' theorem to solve for the hypotenuse a of a triangle with sides b and c


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theGoodGuysgetTheBadGuys('Yee-haw')


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This fancy-shooting fella has got to be kept completely in the light dark about what we're doing.

My favorite cowboy is Wrangler Bob Barber Rex O'Herlihan, but I also like the town drunk, Peter.

There's a definite wind factor, and we've got a problem with the moon sun!


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Rustlers' Rhapsody (1985) is an American comedy-Western film.
Character name Character nickname Sidekick Catch-phrase
Released Friday May 10, 1985.
Rex O'Herlihan The Singing Cowboy Peter On, Wildfire, on!
Peter The town drunk Hot diggity!
Bob Barber Wrangler Bob Barber I'm a lawyer, you idiot!
Blackie I smell sheep.
I guess the first thing I'll do is get some new clothes. Understated stuff, lots of browns.
Name Email Persona Phone
O'Herlihan, Rex Good guy (555) 555-5555
Peter Sidekick (555) 555-5555
Barber, Bob Bad guy (555) 555-5555
Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?.
Yep. Wait! Wait a minute. Wait a minute. One last thing.
You know, the most amazing thing is that all these other towns are as violent as this one.
Do all these towns have a town drunk? I'm not sure. Oh, come on. You know. No, you're the first I ever met.
Oh, well, that's something at least, isn't it?
Sure is, partner. You're one of a kind. You ought to … You ought to travel more. Get out, see the world.

Simple table:

Rex O'Herlihan
Bob Barber

Simple table with header:

First name Last name
Rex O'Herlihan
Bob Barber

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First name Last name
Bob Barber
Rex O'Herlihan

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Character name Character nickname Sidekick Catch-phrase
Rex O'Herlihan The Singing Cowboy Peter On, Wildfire, on!
Bob Barber Wrangler Bob Barber I'm a lawyer, you idiot!

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Holy mackerel Holy cow! Hot diggity!
Baloney! Warm gin! Screw it!

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Let me guess. You're new here at Oakwood Estates, aren't you, mister? You buy me a drink, I'll tell you what's going on.
         
         
Mister, I never saw shooting like that in my life. You're good.

Moderate activity, Oakwood Estates Saloon, 89 patrons

Low activity, Oakwood Estates Saloon, 48 patrons

Low activity, Oakwood Estates Saloon, 66 patrons

Mister, I never saw shooting like that in my life. You're good.

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